Hi anyone’s who’s reading this (I’m assuming mostly classmates who are literally being forced to), I’m Dane Howard. This is my last semester at SFSU for an English Lit major, and I’m taking this class as one of the three electives I need to finally graduate and get out of the soul crushing grind that is the commute to school. Pleasure to make your acquaintance, and hopefully I never see any of you again after this class because it will mean that I’m still in San Francisco for some reason.